It could be a conveyor-belted floor model machine that would sit in the corner of your dining room/living room. You simply sit your art project looking-like child on the conveyor belt, turn on the switch, and then they dissapear into a self-contained metal encased cleaning utility that does it all!
It would: 1.take off their clothes (while tickling them into submision), 2. wash them down hair and all, 3. dry them, 4. change their diaper, 5. blow and style their hair, and 6. puts them in fresh clothes. All This, AND it even gets the tomato sauce out of their ear canal, completely! That's not all! While this is all going on it is playing the Sesame Street, or Wow Wow Wubbzy, or Dora the Explorer theme song!
The exterior shell could be made out of stainless to keep wipedown easy since we all know it will be vandalized by your little sweet-tart.
So....What do you guys think!!? Huh? What? Aw....
......Yeah,.....Okay......Maybe I should just contact the engineers over at The Dr. Seuss Corporation.?
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