Shayla Has Once Again Shocked Me With Her Lightning Fast Development

So I returned home yesterday to find that my 3 1/2 year old daughter had once again jumped into her hyperdrive development capsule while I was gone. I was greeted at the door by a miniature Thoreau that spoke the common English of our day. I can hardly believe how polished her grammar can become in four days time. If she doesn't slow down she will no doubt pass me by in record time, but that may happen in any case. I think I'm going to have to go back to school just to keep up. I am a happy daddy.