My Daughter(3years, 9 mos.): I need help putting on this dress!
Me: Can you wait 'till I'm done going to the bathroom?(in process)
Her: No!!
Me: Well, you'll have to figure it out yourself then...
Her: No, I won't!!
Me: Ok. Well, I don't know what to tell you. If there's some invisible friend out there, ask them to help you put it on.
Her: I need help now!! (whining)
Me to Self: (Welcome to the world where you sometimes have to wait for things. :) )
Her: (Frustrated complaining.)
Me: I'll be out shortly. Just hold on.